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40 Days & Counting . . .



"Daniel Joseph Min"
9/23/2004 9:53:34 PM


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INTERESTING THING ABOUT 40 days & 40 nights, in the ancient sense, is =
that it means "as long as it takes to be fulfilled", or "it took that =
long to get the job done", or "as long as it will take for that issue to =
be brought to fruition".
We're now 40 days out from the election. So how long will it take for =
this issue of our global war on terrorism, really on seriously-violent =
crime in general, to be put behind us once and for all? When will world =
peace be genuinely actualized?
Experts on terrorism and international politics unanimously concur that =
it will take many years before global victory against terrorism and =
life-threatening or life-taking violence in general will be eradicated =
from the face of the Earth.
While I'm no worldly expert, not even a novice in worldly rationale, I =
disagree with these experts, because the Holy Bible makes it abundantly =
clear that we, the USA and our staunch allies, we will mutually =
Exterminate the Islamic Jihad until they are extinct, and we will do so =
not in decades or years, neither in months or weeks, nor even in days, =
but in ONE HOUR World War III will be brought to an abrupt halt on a =
global scale. Don't say that's impossible, because with God ALL things =
are possible. Will it scare the holy ever-lovin' chit out of every last =
person on Earth? You BET it will! Many a mans heart will utterly fail =
them for fear of the holocaust. Not a good time for the faint of heart. =
They'll not survive, and the ensuing tribulation will be verily trying =
even for the strongest among us. You see, the great tribulation isn't =
for the dead, but is for the living.
You skeptics ask How so? How can we delete the Jihad in just one hour of =
time?
It's called Global Thermonuclear Warfare. Working in concert with our =
Russian and Israeli allies, China remaining neutral, we will nuke every =
bastion of Islamic Jihad on a planetary scale WITHOUT HESITATION if =
Al-Qaeda attacks the USA with nuclear weapons, and/or with powerful =
chemical weapons, and/or with mutating level 4+ biological weapons, =
and/or anything else which causes mass destruction and the death of =
myriads or even millions of American citizens, or Russian citizens, or =
Israeli citizens, or even those citizens of nations with which we've =
less diplomatic agreement, such as France, Canada, Germany et al. If =
Al-Qaeda strikes any nation on Earth with powerful WMDs, guess what.
In one hour, in immediate retaliation for an Al-Qaeda WMD attack on the =
US or on any nation which is part of our free world, unbridled nuclear =
devastation shall rain down on every city, every bastion, every enclave, =
and every hideout of the Islamic Jihad to the four corners of the =
Earth-such that every nation on Earth will know with crystal-clarity =
that any Jihadist still left alive in their country will be sure to =
attract (further) nuclear strikes against them, thereby providing vastly =
more than sufficient impetus to those nations yet harboring enemy =
terrorists to summarily euthanize every last one of them in a heartbeat, =
and make sure that the USA and our allies know this is being done with =
impressive expediency, lest we should strike them down in a more =
permanent fashion, you get my meaning.
Beyond this, every nation on Earth will realize that ANY =
dangerously-violent criminal irrespective of his or her race, religion =
or nationality, ALL egregiously-violent criminals are no different from =
Al-Qaeda terrorists. They are kidnappers, car-jackers, armed robbers, =
forcible rapists, murderers, torturers, serial killers, genocidal =
fanatics, ad nauseam, ALL violent criminals, be they terrorists or =
otherwise, each must be humanely euthanized at every nation's earliest =
possible convenience-especially by those nations who fear further =
nuclear retaliation from the USA and our allies. A bullet to the head =
works fine, by the way.
Just as our nuclear strikes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 provided =
the Japanese government adequate cause to unconditionally surrender, and =
gradually become our allies, to the point of becoming our good friends =
and family, so too will our global nuclear strikes on radical Islamic =
targets generously provide every peace-loving Muslim in the world =
infinitely more than sufficient motivation to join us in our =
no-holds-barred fight against dangerous violent criminals, be they =
Jihadists, Scott Petersons, OJ Simpsons, or any other size, shape or =
form of insane murderous fanatic, they will be put out of their rabid =
misery forthwith. This is how we win hearts and minds. Anything less is =
evidently ineffectual.
The whole world will be at peace because the whole world will KNOW what =
we are capable of. It's the fundamental principle of justice. The carrot =
and the stick. We generously reward good behavior and we aggressively =
punish bad behavior. It's really that simple. It's the formula for world =
peace, thus it shall be enforced.
Made in America,
Daniel Joseph Min
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Free Code
9/24/2004 2:00:44 AM


On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:53:34 -0600, Daniel Joseph Min wrote:
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So, in 40 days, do you explode?
 
 
Vlad
9/24/2004 6:56:01 PM


Free Code wrote:
On Thu, 23 Sep 2004 21:53:34 -0600, Daniel Joseph Min wrote:
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So, in 40 days, do you explode?
No, in 40 days he's going to admit he was wrong *AGAIN*.
And subsequently start a new countdown *AGAIN*.
I'd like to be able to say "this is one countdown I'm going to be glad
when it's over", but it's never going to be over as long as no
terrorist action takes place in the immediate vicinity (say less tan 1
meter) of Mr. Daniel HyperTroll Min.
Keep it up long enough, and history will always prove you right.
And after all, his posts are on topic: fiction is what people *expect*
to find in alt.binaries.e-book.
 
 
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