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Come smell the Poconos.
Hurry in the Delaware River for a swim at the Milford Beach before a
Summer downpour comes, and swim bear logs so big, the park ranger
invokes the Federal ban on swimming.
Check out the county jail, where Creationism is a required subject
at $10 per day. It's government indoctrination time!
Create a log of your own at one of the many fine restrooms available
at the biker bars.
During Milford's Fall Bear weigh-in, inncoulation,
pre-hibernation-hunting season and film festival, you can see the
bears get readied by conservationists and partygoers in the woods
for hunting. It's grande!
Does no-one know that true civilization lies west - of Keystone
Cops, Nickel Mines, Virginia Tech, Rotten Apple, Human Garbage - in
the Mississippi Valley and beyond [?]
"Go West, young man" your family said. "Go fill up your hands, 'till
they're shining up at you."
-Petre Moss
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"This isn't a command center, it's a basement!" [Lt. Bruce Willis]
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