The following text is from:
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/04/23_resume.html
George W. Bush Resume
Past Work Experience
-----------------------
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas,
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil
companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden
city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government
to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most
executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme
Court.
Accomplishments As President
-------------------------------
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days
on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than
any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans
lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans
than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the
Constitution than any president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history
and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents
have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president
in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of
any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in US history (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza
Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any
president in the history of the United States.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of
any market in any country in the history of the world.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in
the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount
of congressional oversight than any presidential administra-
tion in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war
and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one
of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a
sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations
and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in
less than a year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South
Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor,
North Korea.
Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or
alive'.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the
leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building.
After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other pres

and what does yours look like

trolly boy?

"DDB" <IHatNoOne@Fakecomcast.net> wrote in message

I looks great! (I just forget to mention my history as an ax
murderer.) How about yours?
Wrong! Try "trolly man" ... I am 50 years old.
You seen to be a rabid GWB fan. Did you miss my troll in
another thread, where I said, "right wingers are generally
meatheads who want to kill or enslave everyone"? Or did
you just ignore it, because it is consistent with your statement,
"may Pakastan[sic] nuke the @$#* out of Hyberdad[sic],
Bangalor[sic] and other clustered sites of major offshoring"?

Not at all I fail to see how unqualified statements help e.g. impeach
bush with no qualifying statements

on a NG that is about consulting.

You are a moron and I figured your resume would include information
about your ability to swill large amount of Blue Ribbon beer and getting
a poke from your daughter time to time.

My resume looks great and includes 20+ years of service in the military
followed by much national and international consulting.

The following text is from:
http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/04/23_resume.html
George W. Bush Resume
Past Work Experience
-----------------------
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas,
company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil
companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden
city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government
to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most
executions by any Governor in American history.
Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme
Court.
Accomplishments As President
-------------------------------
Attacked and took over two countries.
Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.
Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.
First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days
on vacation by any president in US history.
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
presided over the worst security failure in US history.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than
any other president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans
lost their job.
Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans
than any president in US history.
Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
period.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history.
Set the record for the least amount of press conferences
than any president since the advent of television.
Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the
Constitution than any president in US history.
Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history
and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents
have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me
(15 million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
Dissolved more international treaties than any president
in US history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of
any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in US history (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza
Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any
president in the history of the United States.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of
any market in any country in the history of the world.
Created the largest government department bureaucracy in
the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount
of congressional oversight than any presidential administra-
tion in US history.
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war
and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one
of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a
sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations
and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in
less than a year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stabi

"DDB" <IHatNoOne@Fakecomcast.net> wrote in message

My statement was qualified with an informative link (which you failed
to check out).
Millions of U.S. programmers have been put out of work in the last
few years, due to corrupt and stupid corporate and political leaders;
so, naturally, GWB and his ilk have become dominant and relevant
topics to alt.computer.consultants.
So what do you think of GWB's resume?

You sound like a pervert, but I suspect that you are just trying to divert
attention from your hero's resume.

Very good.
So how about GWB's resume? Maybe you are okay with the criminal
dealings, criminal associates, war crimes, etc., but how about him going
AWOL?

Im not sure if I understand how he could end up with a 50% rating on
TIME/CNN poll despite all these comments

That said, the strongest economy in US history was something of a
mirage (a tech bubble if you like) that was just waiting to burst.
Neither Alan Greenspan nor Bill Clinton had anything to do with
economic growth of the 90s. There is a theory of economic cycles ie
economies contract and expand [like a sine wave] and Clinton presided
over the crest, and GWB over the trough. If Al Gore had been elected
president, things wouldn't have been much different.
Some of the stuff you mentioned [eg:- enery crisis in Calif, invading
Iraq] was the result of him having close ties to the oil lobby in
Texas. As events will prove, all these will increase fiscal deficit
and the burden on US taxpayers.

"David Fabian" <david.m.fabian@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:_PRzb.3708$3i.3427@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com...
It has nothing to do with GWB's resume if you Really want to know who
is at fault or at the very least who is enabling Indian corporations to have
unfettered access to our markets then you should check out the India Pac
webpage and specifically go to the Caucus pages. The here is your assignment
count the number of Democrat congress people vs. the Number of Republican
and report that number back here. I got a feeling you won't because the
facts don't backup what you want to believe,

So what is going to be on your resume are you going to be an educator
or a finger pointer?

You sound like a red neck adn you haven't even given us a peak at your
resume. So it appears your the one running away!

What about your and where did you serve, what branch, when and how
long and where?

"DDB" <IHatNoOne@Fakecomcast.net> wrote in message

You are incorrectly assuming I am blind to the Democrats' criminal

(Above, I clearly stated, "due to corrupt and stupid corporate and

leaders.") Do you really think I like Bill Clinton, who was at the helm

the Waco Massacre?
I favor the Democrats only because they are more interested in preventing

super-rich from resurrecting the feudal system. Whereas GWB is hell-bent

resurrecting it ASAP. Traditionally, Democrats try to appeal to the

(poorest) 51% of the voters, while Republicans try to get the top 51%

any one they can get from the bottom, by tossing around terms like "family
values" and "compassionate conservative"); but GWB is working for the top
1% *only* ... and he appears to be destroying the whole country in the

Finger pointing IS educating.

You are a moron and I figured your resume would include information
about your ability to swill large amount of Blue Ribbon beer and

-------------------------



A redneck would not know the difference between "your" and "you're"; and
only a redneck would be dumb enough to ask someone to post his resume or
military records in a newsgroup.

Typical lawyer.

Are there any traditional Democrats anymore? What I see these days are
Democrat attempting to give the impression that they care about the bottom
51%.

You know I was watching the daily show the other night and they had
that yapping dog Daschle was on, the host of show made a very interesting
statement that went something like this "what to hell has happened , it's
like I went to sleep and awoke in some bazzaro universe where the
Republicans just passed a Medicare prescription drug bill and the
Democrats are voting against Blacks, Hispanics and other minorities
for positions as judges" well it is true and it does appear that the
Republicans are now becoming the party of the people.

Finger pointing and whining is just that finger pointing and whining.

If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem

and you sir have been sized up and found lacking

or should I say found to be a lackey or best put by simply referring to
you as a shill. What else could explain your obvious bias given the fact
that proof has been given to show Democrats have been purchased at
a much higher rate than their Republican counterparts by countries who
want our jobs shipped to them e.g. 90 Democrats are Indiapac caucus
members vs. 40 republicans?

And only a propagandist wouldn't rise to the occasion.

This is the last desperate act of a shill, when left with no real arguments

or it is obvious you have been bested you resort to pointing out spelling
errors or grammar issue.

Well sir first of all I don't give a #@($ about spelling something correctly on
a NG

and I can't help that I went to public school,

which was run by a teachers unions, displaying the best of Democrat
values, who had no skills and at times no desire to teach but they all
were damn good finger pointers!

Unions are not perfect, but they are the only thing standing between
fair working conditions and slavery.

"DDB" <IHatNoOne@Fakecomcast.net> wrote in message

That's also what traditional Democrats did (but at least they are only

lying when they claim to care so much about the poor ... Republicans are
blatantly lying when they make the same claim).
ROTFL!!!!!
You are letting the media spoon-feed you out-of-context morsels, which
are brain-washing you into favoring Republicans.

You just claimed to understand that politicians are pawns of whoever
put them into power (for example, Condoleezza Rice works for her rich
Republican supporters), yet now you assume that the Democrats' op-
position to some other black person means they favor the rich. That
makes no sense.

Finger pointing IS educating.
Saying that makes as much sense as saying, "Educating and whining
is just that, educating and whining."

You sound suspiciously like GWB's, "You are either with us or against
us." Do you think there might be a third possibility?

Lacking what? Susceptibility to brain-washing?

You are incorrectly referring to evidence as proof, and are still making

sense. I claimed *both* parties are corrupt and stupid, yet you are

me a shill for the Democrats.
And you are still failing to shift attention to my resume, military

personal integrity, politics, etc. So let me ask you again:

What do you think of GWB's resume?

A redneck would not know the difference between "your" and "you're";

A propagandist?! Wow, that's a pretty cool title ... hey, may I use,

Minister", instead?

Of course. If you want *real arguments*, you must make a few valid points
... instead of just hurling insulting words.

Yu shuld giv a siht. Missspellnig makse yuo luk lik un ignrint radneck.
But you *can* help your

"David Fabian" <david.m.fabian@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message

But they are the organization, more often then not responsible for doing a
job rather than doing it right. The teachers Union is fail this country and
adding to the flight of jobs but they won't stand up and take the licks like
the rest of us mere mortals are made to in our day to day jobs.

"David Fabian" <david.m.fabian@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:L36Ab.4496$p81.1301@newssvr22.news.prodigy.com...
Cause you have nothing to crow about

your[sic] probably one of those guys who sat on his ass his hole[sic]
life thinking the govenment[sic] owed him something.

I don't think you have any military service in your background otherwise
you would have known Bush couldn't have been AWOL while in the
National Guard or you're just a liar and would have said it anyway.

I'm not interested in Bush's resume

I'm interested in yours,

in order for your criticism of him to have any value they[sic] must be
based on a comparative background.

Otherwise it just[sic] more shilling and whining

So what are you basing your criticism on

and what in your back ground make[sic] you the authority?

by the way I think he is doing a pretty good job given that he
was the recipient of an economy in decline and was fairly new
to the job when a known rouge attacked the US,

a rouge by the way that was well known to the previous
administration but they couldn't find time to deal with in an
appropriate fashion. Remember they turned receipt of Osama
down no less that two times and by some account 3. But they
did get ride of that illegal alien Ellian Gonzalles (sp that fugitive
8 year old from CUBA. Let's not forget that they fire bombed
the Branch Dividian and killed children at Ruby Ridge, need I
go on?

These topics have as much to do with offshore outsourcing as
your rants.

Propagandist fits you well or perhaps just out right liar might fit
you best..

What's an attitude? I had a military guy tell me I had a bad attitude
once.

I asked him to explain what I had done specifically that broke the
rules. He could not,

what I have found is people who speak of attitudes are those that have
no more arguments to make,

in your case none in the first place.

So they embrace the mythical attitude, something completely
intangible and can't be tied down by facts or actions.

Nice try little one.

"David Fabian" <david.m.fabian@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
ROTFL
I haven't heard anything as naive as that in a long time!

"alexy" <alexy@mindhelicalwire.com> wrote in message news:gtu1tvohmhj8pj3knavjllostv1nfd2rk0@4ax.com...
Oh, hi Alexy ... you must be missing your transvestite sparring partner,
"Veronica".

"David Fabian" <david.m.fabian@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Assuming you know what a sparring partner is,

can you tell me when you have ever seen "Veronica" and me engaging in
any activity that makes a description of "sparring partner" appropriate?

And BTW, I owe you an apology for my comment about the naivete of
your statement; I misread what you wrote, and reacted to my misreading.

While I take issue with your statement that it is the only thing, I
agree that unions do stand somewhere between fair working conditions
and slavery.

I would argue that working at a job where you don't have
good bargaining power (lack of skills or bad supply/demand situation)
for an employer that does not value human resources is also between
fair working conditions and slavery, probably further from the fair
working conditions end of the spectrum than is the union case.

"DDB" <IHatNoOne@Fakecomcast.net> wrote in message

I looks great! (I just forget to mention my history as an ax
murderer.) How about yours?

Wrong! Try "trolly man" ... I am 50 years old.
You seen to be a rabid GWB fan. Did you miss my troll in
another thread, where I said, "right wingers are generally
meatheads who want to kill or enslave everyone"? Or did
you just ignore it, because it is consistent with your statement,
"may Pakastan[sic] nuke the @$#* out of Hyberdad[sic],
Bangalor[sic] and other clustered sites of major offshoring"?