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Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player. He calls and
asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
Am I morally obligated to do this?
In real life?
According to d&d alignment system?
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
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Grow up and stop playing gay D&D games.
Get a freaking job and move out of your mom's basement and stop associating
with molesters.
Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player. He calls and
asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
Am I morally obligated to do this?
In real life?
According to d&d alignment system?
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
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Milly Roberts wrote:
Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player. He calls and
asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
Am I morally obligated to do this?
By who's morallity? If you mean leagally obligated, I am not a lawyer,
and therefore cannot give advice on this.
In real life?
No idea. As it's hearsay, I'd be suprised if the cops did anything
though. If you saw him having sex, that would be a different matter.
If you call the cops for this guy tresspassing, to have him removed,
that might be reasonable.
According to d&d alignment system?
What's your alignment?
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
Calling the cops, or having sex with underage girls? I've never had to
do so, and don't see how either would solve your problems.
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Grow up and stop playing gay D&D games.
Are straight D&D games okay?
What about bisexual D&D games?
Or *asexual* D&D games, for that matter?
- Sir Bob.
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mill1223@yahoo.com (Milly Roberts) wrote in
news:995be351.0401201338.6b49dc8c@posting.google.com:
Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player. He calls and
asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
I should think that calling the police because he's trespassing would be
more appropriate.
Am I morally obligated to do this?
Do you think he has?
In real life?
Do you have a life?
According to d&d alignment system?
Only dorks use alignment.
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
No. I suggest that the appropriate way for _you_ to deal with problem
players is to make yourself a nice Drano cocktail, and drink it all down.
Then slice your wrists - long ways, not sideways - and throw yourself off
the top of a tall building. On to a thousand d4s.
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taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
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After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
Am I morally obligated to do this?
In real life?
According to d&d alignment system?
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
Isn't one of the 10 Hebrew commandments to check out your sources before making
claims?
There is no real life.
There are no morals because we are all inherently selfish.
The D&D alignement system makes no provision for this.
Calling the cops is an inappropriate way to deal with problem players. It's
better to not open the door and tell them to go away.
Hence, the need for player pre-screening tools becomes appearant...
jh
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Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player.
OK "Hypothetically we had this really stupid player."
He calls and asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would
rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over.
Not enough information. For how do we not know that the DM enjoys having his
pubic hair ripped off?
Some people are into pain and sex. So maybe the DM enjoys difficult players.
Should I call the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have
sex with 13
year old girls?
I don't know where you live it might be legal. Check www.ageofconsent.com to
find out.
Am I morally obligated to do this?
Again not enough info. What do you consider moral?
In real life?
Is there any other?
According to d&d alignment system?
Depends on where in your fantasy world. Perhaps in order to become a man you
must first pluck the pubic hair from a friend then have sex with a 13 y/o.
Different places have different customs.
Is this the appropriate way to deal with problem players?
What way? You didn't tell us what you did in response? If its your house
throw him out. If it isn't then you get up and leave. Why must you have the
opinion of total strangers to decide on what to do with someone who bothers
you. Personally maybe you should just give him a reach around and pluck his
pubic hair perhaps he will then have sex with you instead.
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:24:15 GMT, while chained to a desk in the
scriptorium, Justisaur <rpilliard@rcsis.com> wrote:
$Milly Roberts wrote:
$> According to d&d alignment system?
$
$What's your alignment?
I'm guessing evil chaotic.
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John Fleming
Edmonton, Canada
A Dreamer is One Who Can Only Find Her
Way by Moonlight.
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Sir Bob wrote:
Are straight D&D games okay?
What about bisexual D&D games?
Or *asexual* D&D games, for that matter?
There we go. I prefer not being hit on at D&D games by anybody. Save
that for before or after ;)
I once dated one of my players, that was a bit weird...
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- Justisaur -
check http://justisaur.tripod.com/well.htm for my encounter generator,
xp calculator, and other usefull documents.
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No 33 Secretary wrote:
mill1223@yahoo.com (Milly Roberts) wrote in
news:995be351.0401201338.6b49dc8c@posting.google.com:
I should think that calling the police because he's trespassing would be
more appropriate.
Do you think he has?
Do you have a life?
Only dorks use alignment.
No. I suggest that the appropriate way for _you_ to deal with problem
players is to make yourself a nice Drano cocktail, and drink it all down.
Then slice your wrists - long ways, not sideways - and throw yourself off
the top of a tall building. On to a thousand d4s.
Oh, hi Terry. S'up?
I was wondering how to really (and I mean REALLY) piss Michael Scott
Brown off. I keep trying the dumb questions routine, but you know, I
think he secretly digs it. Burke's approach is obviously giving him a
massive boner, so that's right out. Do you have any suggestions?
- Ron
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 01:29:33 GMT, John Fleming <nospam@sprynet.com>
wrote:
On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:24:15 GMT, while chained to a desk in the
scriptorium, Justisaur <rpilliard@rcsis.com> wrote:
I'm guessing evil chaotic.
Nah, your average usenet troll is more chaotic neutral.
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 20:59:44 -0800, Werebat <rpoirier2@cox.net> wrote:
No 33 Secretary wrote:
Oh, hi Terry. S'up?
I was wondering how to really (and I mean REALLY) piss Michael Scott
Brown off. I keep trying the dumb questions routine, but you know, I
think he secretly digs it. Burke's approach is obviously giving him a
massive boner, so that's right out. Do you have any suggestions?
Flirt with me. It won't trigger any jealousy issues, but it should
hit his TMI buttons.
Then again, you're not Saint Baldwin... you probly don't have what it
takes.
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When in doubt, RTFM.
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Werebat <rpoirier2@cox.net> wrote in news:400E0740.364@cox.net:
No 33 Secretary wrote:
Oh, hi Terry. S'up?
Bored.
I was wondering how to really (and I mean REALLY) piss Michael Scott
Brown off.
I suggest wearing the lace undies. In public.
I keep trying the dumb questions routine, but you know, I
think he secretly digs it. Burke's approach is obviously giving him a
massive boner, so that's right out. Do you have any suggestions?
I suggest you go after fish that aren't smarter than you are. Trust me,
Mike is.
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Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
http://www.hyperbooks.com/
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Justisaur <rpilliard@rcsis.com> on 20 Jan 2004 suggested:
Milly Roberts wrote:
By who's morallity? If you mean leagally obligated, I am not a
lawyer,
and therefore cannot give advice on this.
No idea. As it's hearsay, I'd be suprised if the cops did anything
though.
Yes, but it's admissible hearsay, being an admission against penal
interest.
--Douglas
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Huh huh huh... he said "Penal"
Justisaur <rpilliard@rcsis.com> on 20 Jan 2004 suggested:
lawyer,
Yes, but it's admissible hearsay, being an admission against penal
interest.
--Douglas
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Justisaur <rpilliard@rcsis.com> on 20 Jan 2004 suggested:
No idea. As it's hearsay, I'd be suprised if the cops did anything
though.
Yes, but it's admissible hearsay, being an admission against penal
interest.
You misspelled "penile".
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.
from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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mill1223@yahoo.com (Milly Roberts) wrote in message news:<995be351.0401201338.6b49dc8c@posting.google.com>...
Say, hypothetically we had this really stupid player. He calls and
asks if he can come to out game and the DM says, "I would rather have
the hair on my balls picked off one by one with a tweezer than to have
you come over." After that the guy still comes over. Should I call
the police on the player for being 19 and claiming to have sex with 13
year old girls?
Do what you will, Ron.
Jack Rudd
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 20:59:44 -0800, Werebat <rpoirier2@cox.net> wrote:
Flirt with me. It won't trigger any jealousy issues, but it should
hit his TMI buttons.
I could post pictures of myself doing a pole-dance while attired in a
pleather halter-top and an exceedingly ugly tie.
(Aftermath of a New Year's party - long story. Or rather, I'm reasonably
certain it *would* be a long story, if I could remember it.)
- Sir Bob.
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:00:35 -0600, "Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com>
wrote:
I could post pictures of myself doing a pole-dance while attired in a
pleather halter-top and an exceedingly ugly tie.
If you post them, you'll piss me off instead.
OTOH, posting links to the picture would be greatly appreciated :)
Or email to khaot @ icq.com <alternate email address, my current one
is a bit... off.)
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When in doubt, RTFM.
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On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:00:35 -0600, "Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote: If you post them, you'll piss me off instead. OTOH, posting links to the picture would be greatly appreciated :) Or email to khaot @ icq.com <alternate email address, my current one is a bit... off.)
http://www.penguinking.com/images/posted/scary/ ] - I think that's where I'm
currently storing them.
(I'm sure these aren't the only photos people managed to snap of my little,
ah, "performance", but they're the only onces I've been able to obtain
copies of.)
(And no, I have no idea where that tie came from. Literally. I wasn't
wearing it when I arrived, but I was when I left; it isn't mine, and nobody
who attended is missing one - I checked.)
- Sir Bob.
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"Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote in
news:400fd026@news3.accesscomm.ca:
Sure, why the hell not. Hit [
http://www.penguinking.com/images/posted/scary/ ] - I think that's
where I'm currently storing them.
OK, clearly there were serious amounts of alcohol or other recreational
chemicals involved. What I'm wondering is if someone yelled out "HEY,
Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!"
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taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
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"Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote in
news:400fd026@news3.accesscomm.ca:
OK, clearly there were serious amounts of alcohol or other recreational
chemicals involved. What I'm wondering is if someone yelled out "HEY,
Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!"
Famous (or infamous) last words of your run of the mill redneck.
Buddah
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Sure, why the hell not. Hit [
http://www.penguinking.com/images/posted/scary/ ] - I think that's where
I'm
currently storing them.
My, what pretty hair you have...
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Malachias Invictus
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.
from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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"Richard Cox" <rkcoxcpf(NOSPAM)@starband.net> wrote in
news:lQTPb.20054$UH7.1510293540@twister2.starband.net:
Famous (or infamous) last words of your run of the mill redneck.
Oh, yes. Y'all from uncle-grandpa country, too?
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Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
Roleplaying Stuff
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"Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote in
news:400fd026@news3.accesscomm.ca:
OK, clearly there were serious amounts of alcohol or other recreational
chemicals involved.
Y'know, the scary part is, there wasn't. I don't do drugs *or* alcohol -
never have. Near as I can recall, I was just severely sleep-deprived and
buzzed on sugar.
- Sir Bob.
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I'm
My, what pretty hair you have...
Tell me about it - I've had random women walk up to me and inform me that if
they could kill me and take my hair, they would.
- Sir Bob.
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"Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote in
news:40105883$1@news3.accesscomm.ca:
Y'know, the scary part is, there wasn't. I don't do drugs *or* alcohol -
never have. Near as I can recall, I was just severely sleep-deprived and
buzzed on sugar.
Medically speaking, both sleep deprivation and sugar qualify as
recreational pharmaceuticals.
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Terry Austin
taustin@hyperbooks.com
www.hyperbooks.com
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Sir Bob wrote:
"Malachias Invictus" wrote:
Tell me about it - I've had random women walk up to me and
inform me that if they could kill me and take my hair, they
would.
I get that, too... It's even more worrisome when my fiance does it,
since she could, potentially, have the opportunity to do so.
--
Nik - remove clothing to reply
"I have high hopes that you're going to be stupid enough
to actually make MSB cry." - Rob Singers, to Chris Basken
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(I'm sure these aren't the only photos people managed to snap of my
little,
ah, "performance", but they're the only onces I've been able to obtain
copies of.)
This is not right. WE DON'T HAVE *FACES*!
-Michael
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 07:31:04 -0600, "Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com>
wrote:
<snip>
Or email to khaot @ icq.com <alternate email address, my current one
is a bit... off.)
Sure, why the hell not. Hit [
http://www.penguinking.com/images/posted/scary/ ] - I think that's where I'm
currently storing them.
Hey, I've got that top! Only in red. And the ties broke :(
Oh, next time you want to wear that you should probly shave your belly
:p
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When in doubt, RTFM.
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 07:31:04 -0600, "Sir Bob" <sirbob@penguinking.com> wrote: <snip> Or email to khaot @ icq.com <alternate email address, my current one is a bit... off.) Hey, I've got that top! Only in red. And the ties broke :( Oh, next time you want to wear that you should probly shave your belly :p
- Sir Bob.
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This was not precisely a planned thing.
- Sir Bob.
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On 1/21/04 11:18 AM,Malachias Invictus's useable flesh will be contributed
to the Protein Bank, where it will be recycled for purposes that serve His
Shadow.
No idea. As it's hearsay, I'd be suprised if the cops did anything
though.
You misspelled "penile".
Funny.
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VVV
His Shadow
Science *is* fair: the same rules apply to all players, and the rules aren't
written such that they favour certain conclusions a priori. It's the Fundies
and UFOlogists who want special treatment for their "theories", which is
fundamentally *un*fair.
Joseph A Knapka
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On 1/21/04 9:00 PM,Sir Bob's useable flesh will be contributed to the
Protein Bank, where it will be recycled for purposes that serve His Shadow.
I was wondering how to really (and I mean REALLY) piss Michael Scott
Brown off. I keep trying the dumb questions routine, but you know, I
think he secretly digs it. Burke's approach is obviously giving him a
massive boner, so that's right out. Do you have any suggestions?
Flirt with me. It won't trigger any jealousy issues, but it should
hit his TMI buttons.
I could post pictures of myself doing a pole-dance while attired in a
pleather halter-top and an exceedingly ugly tie.
Watch it. Sharx will hit on you.
--
VVV
His Shadow
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries
of magic and religion. . . Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It
is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite
intelligent enough.
Aldous Huxley (Texts and Pretexts, 1932)
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Tell me about it - I've had random women walk up to me and inform me that
if
they could kill me and take my hair, they would.
They used to do that to me, too, back when I was a youngsta...
Now, they just want to rub my head for good luck ;-)
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Malachias Invictus
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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.
from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
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"Top Poster" <EyeLuvGotes@nowtakeahike.mocxx3267pp> wrote in message news:<iz1Qb.5691$Ur.333373@localhost>...
Is it a gay thing
Why don't you come over to my place and find out? ;)
- Sir Bob.
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Werebat <rpoirier2@cox.net> wrote in message news:<400E0740.364@cox.net>...
I was wondering how to really (and I mean REALLY) piss Michael Scott
Brown off.
Step 1: Be Chris Burke
Step 2:
Step 3: Profits!
Or was that South Park? I'm so confused.
Also, Chris Burke should die by his own hand.
Pope Jubal
Jubal no Oni
Dark Oracle of Jell-O
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