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A bear went through the forest, crossed the river, and to the green valley.
The bear consumed some food and went back to it's habitat.
THE END
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In alt.atheism on 23 Feb 2004 15:23:34 -0800, UltimaUW@excite.com
(Raycasting Engine) wrote:
A bear went through the forest, crossed the river, and to the green valley.
The bear consumed some food and went back to it's habitat.
THE END
You forgot to answer the age-old question. If you're going to write a
story about a bear in the woods, you should at least endeavor to
address _THAT_ particular issue! :-/
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Bill, The Avender:
In alt.atheism on 23 Feb 2004 15:23:34 -0800, UltimaUW@excite.com
(Raycasting Engine) wrote:
You forgot to answer the age-old question. If you're going to write a
story about a bear in the woods, you should at least endeavor to
address _THAT_ particular issue! :-/
That said, I really liked the part about the green valley. I hope it was
light green. I like light green.
Oh, and all those interesting newsgroups. Hi, interesting newsgroups!
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aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
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Raycasting Engine wrote:
A bear went through the forest, crossed the river, and to the green valley.
The bear consumed some food and went back to it's habitat.
THE END
That's shorter than the story about the shaggy dog.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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In article <4052b4ba.206757427@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, Bill, The Avender
says...
In alt.atheism on 23 Feb 2004 15:23:34 -0800, UltimaUW@excite.com
(Raycasting Engine) wrote:
You forgot to answer the age-old question. If you're going to write a
story about a bear in the woods, you should at least endeavor to
address _THAT_ particular issue! :-/
You mean..."Does the Pope #@($ in the woods?" (Thank you, Steve Martin)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 06:19:03 -0800 in alt.atheism
Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote:
Raycasting Engine wrote:
That's shorter than the story about the shaggy dog.
I can't remember where I read this, but it is even shorter:
Algy met a bear.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy.
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Martin Thomas
Official "Teddy Bear" Atheist
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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I am reminded of the incident in which two campers found
themselves in a very remote area in the midwest.
They had been enjoying a very pleasant, uneventful camping trip.
One of them, a businessman, was finding pleasant relief from the
day to day rat race. The other, a computer programmer, a
friendly hippie type, was finding himself anxious to return to
work on his latest project, a program that would enable a sysop
to electrocute troublesome users.
They had traveled only a short distance from their camp, when
they encountered a fierce, hungry, large bear that began to
approach them. Fortunately for the bear, they both were democrats
and rabid gun control advocates.
They ran back to their camp with the bear in leisurely pursuit.
At the camp the businessman began, frantically, to put on his
running shoes.
Seeing this, the hippie commented "You're wasting your effort,
you can't outrun a bear."
To which the businessman responded "I don't have to outrun the
bear, I just have to out run you."
Pastor Winter
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Apostolic Oneness Pentecostal /*/ PreRapture Ministry
http://www.onenesschristian.org for Bible studies (text and audio)
Have you obeyed Acts 2:38 as Paul taught in Acts 19:4-6?
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Bill, The Avender:
That said, I really liked the part about the green valley. I hope it was
light green. I like light green.
Oh, and all those interesting newsgroups. Hi, interesting newsgroups!
Hi Vic!
I like light green, too, but there is a certain beauty in a landscape of a
deep emerald green that suits me better.
Hello from alt.true-crime! 8-)
~Lady Libra~
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart, "There is no God".
The wise man announces it to the world.
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On 23 Feb 2004 15:23:34 -0800, UltimaUW@excite.com (Raycasting Engine),
Message ID: <b3954c7b.0402231523.31229451@posting.google.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
A bear went through the forest, crossed the river, and to the green valley.
The bear consumed some food and went back to it's habitat.
THE END
And you were the end result-excrement.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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