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How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
Your Honour.
What do you throw to a drowning solicitor?
His partners.
How does a solicitor sleep?
First he lies on one side and then on the other.
Two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the
judge.
Isn't it a shame how 99% of solicitors give the whole profession a bad
name?
A minister and a solicitor arrived at the pearly gates, St. Peter
greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of flats. And for you, sir, the keys
to our finest penthouse suite."
"This is unfair," cried the minister.
"Listen," St. Peter said, "ministers are a penny a dozen up here, but
this is the first solicitor we've ever seen."
--
Tom Moore
http://www.tom-moore.com
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