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10. Note taking is for suckers. W's got it all right up
here-in the noggin.
9. Stammering "it takes hard work," can answer any
criticism.
8. Fuming is the only response needed when your father's
book can be used as evidence against the wisdom of
occupying Iraq.
7. Demonstrating the breadth of coalition support by
highlighting Poland is a much better choice than mentioning
former coalition partners Spain, Norway, and the
Philippines.
6. Simplify the world by requiring choice of bilateral OR
international dialog in working foreign policy. Too much
communication might require taking notes.
5. Emphasize squint lines to appear Clint Eastwood-esque.
4. Avoid "mixed message" by avoiding message altogether.
3. Demonstrate grip on current events by announcing, "I
know Osama bin Laden attacked us."
2. Joke about putting a leash on your adult daughters will
be sure to win the female vote.
1. With thirty seconds to respond to Kerry's criticism of
policy on North Korea, be unable to think of something to
say, thus ending further discussion.
