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THINGS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE TO BE A REPUBLICAN TODAY



laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe)
10/2/2004 11:50:27 AM


Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
 
 
Bob
10/2/2004 9:04:24 PM


On 2 Oct 2004 11:50:27 -0700, laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote:
And a vote for Kerry is a vote for radical feminism. If it's a choice
between the lesser evil Georgie wins hands down.
--Puttting the law back on the side of women
--"In Texas they do nothing small" LOL
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
 
 
Lady Chatterly
10/2/2004 9:11:42 PM


In article <7571b5ea.0410021050.2506848e@posting.google.com>,
laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote:
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Why do you think I am a conservative radio host?
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Inspectors never had a chance of finding them.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
Tolerance, a useful thing ... sometimes. A complete waste of time at
others.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
The last time I 'debated' with an adversary as skilled as you was when
I tripped over a mentally-ill drunk in the park.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
I've handed your ass to you a silver platter so many times that you
now have enough silverware to open your own shop.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
You clearly have the potential to become one of McDonalds' 50,000 best
ever burger-flippers.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.
I have heard chatting with you is the perfect cure for insomnia.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but
tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very
expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Keep posting. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
It is all right to be ignorant, but it is stupid to make a career out
of it.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were
alive?
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.
You are must be one of those trolls they warned me about.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb
does. Now, uh ... Now you tell me what you know.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
People generally detest you and they are absolutely correct in their
estimation of you.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.
Here, wonders forever cease.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
Watch out he's winding the watch of his wit. By the by, it will
strike.
--
Lady Chatterly
"I doubt you think more than the Lady Chatterly bot, but at least
she's somewhat coherent. What's your excuse, Goofy?" -- Cujo
DeSockpuppet
 
 
mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
10/2/2004 2:19:48 PM


In article <oo5ul098pg1l8j5oa9au7c6ure7cepkjpq@4ax.com>,
Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote:
On 2 Oct 2004 11:50:27 -0700, laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote:
And a vote for Kerry is a vote for radical feminism. If it's a choice
between the lesser evil Georgie wins hands down.
hey if shrub needs conscription
its the men who go not the women
so vote away
arf meow arf
 
 
Bob
10/2/2004 9:42:44 PM


On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 14:19:48 -0700, mariposas morgan mair fheal
greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <oo5ul098pg1l8j5oa9au7c6ure7cepkjpq@4ax.com>,
Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote:
hey if shrub needs conscription
its the men who go not the women
so vote away
arf meow arf
If shrub would open up US citizenship for 3 years soldiering and
advertise it there's a huge 18-34 market sitting on the American
doorstep. Disenfranchised male youth is at an all time high and we may
as well stack the deck in the most powerful country in the world.
 
 
mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
10/2/2004 3:29:59 PM


In article <fs7ul09gspsb9t86ghar36n8v5j6tbkd2p@4ax.com>,
Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 14:19:48 -0700, mariposas morgan mair fheal
greykitten tomys des anges <mair_fheal@yahoo.com> wrote:
If shrub would open up US citizenship for 3 years soldiering and
advertise it there's a huge 18-34 market sitting on the American
doorstep. Disenfranchised male youth is at an all time high and we may
as well stack the deck in the most powerful country in the world.
theyre already here
arf meow arf
 
 
"R&B Wiz"
10/2/2004 10:37:40 PM


Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Doctor prescribed abuse is not the same as buying
crap in the streets. Did we have to pay for his rehabilitation?
Did he steal and burglar to get the money for the drugs?
Personally, I don't give a crap if druggies OD, as long as
they stay away from me.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Yes, at the time Iran was a threat, or do you not remember
the hostages on TV. People change - for worse or better.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Don't be an idiot.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
This type of law was in effect when Clinton was in!
What the hell's wrong with you.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
Talk to the CEO's. There's no law involved in this
issue moron.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Overkill here, but I will agree with right to an abortion.
But abortion has been a problem in ALL administrations.
Nothing has really changed except the radical non-
govermental groups.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
"Hate" has never been made a law last time I
checked. Homos bring problems on themselves
by trying to be something they are not - and
pretending that they are the "norm".
Hillary Clinton is an idiot.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
If I told you what I made when I was in, you wouldn't
be saying this. The military is not a corporation.
What benefits have been slashed - specifically?
What is the past and current combat pay?
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.
and this is supposed to be who??? Masturbating all
over a girl's dress and diddling her is NOT SEX - said
Mr. Clinton. If a president does not understand what
lying to a grand jury is (and getting away with it), and
what sex is, that just plain scares the hell out of me.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
If you want your child to have condoms, give em
to them. Nobody is stopping you. Why make the
school a local drug store! You make no sense.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.
The belittling came AFTER they copped out. Just like
France. Save their ass in WWII, but when we need
help... They can kiss my ass. Russia found out what
happens when you decide to yellow-out.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Again - has nothing to do with government. You want
government to run everything - obviously. That's typical
of dem's. WE know what's best.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
What health care? Is there an insurance company over
there setting up HMO plans? What do you think we
should do when we bomb the hell out of a place - just
let em lie around and bleed? Idiot-ass.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Tobacco's link to cancer is another ridiculous idiom.
CAN it cause cancer? Yes. Does it always? No.
Does air pollution cause cancer? Yes. Does it always?
No. Does drinking cause auto accidents? Yes. Does it
always? No. We could go on and on. But dem's love
to control everyone's life.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.
This is so stupid I could take a whole page up. Nixon
lied and what happened? Was Clinton impeached?
Besides, it wasn't the affair idiot, it was lying to the
grand jury. god what a moron.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
And taxing you to death like the dem's LOVE to do.
If you want to watch your paycheck dwindle to #@($,
just vote for Kerry - he's got BIG plans for it.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
Then how do you know his driving record is an issue?
Again, the cattle trades were not the issue. Funky
real estate valuations are the real problem. They
managed to squeak out of that one themselves.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
This is bull crap and you know it.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.
Well, you just contradicted yourself because
Clinton was president for 8 years. How'd that happen
if it was such an issue. This statement could be
said about BOTH sides - what's your point?
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
Cuba is a hop-skip-and-a-jump from Florida. China is...
let's say farther away. Do you remember the Cuban
missle crisis? Probably in diapers.
 
 
turin_turam@yahoo.com (Turin)
10/2/2004 6:24:28 PM


Lmao ...excellent.
laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote in message news:<7571b5ea.0410021050.2506848e@posting.google.com>...
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
"Standing Tall for America'" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans'
benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is
none of our business.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter
initiatives they have a right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a spirit of international harmony.
 
 
Lady Chatterly
10/3/2004 9:04:23 AM


In article <oo5ul098pg1l8j5oa9au7c6ure7cepkjpq@4ax.com>,
Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote:
--Puttting the law back on the side of women
A penny for your thoughts.
--"In Texas they do nothing small" LOL
 
 
Bob
10/3/2004 3:47:43 PM


More like 1/10th, quote taken from Kerry.
http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/archive/r/roberts/2004/roberts072804.htm
--The majority of male youth between the ages of 16 and 24 do have an
absolute hatred for women and girls. It's common and epidemic, they
know to patronize and are much more willing to act.
This was seemingly done by intent and because of the population
involved the probability of unnatural deaths in high numbers may be
high.
These *monsters* were seemingly intentionally created with our tax
dollars, Psychology is a weapon.
When new anti-hate (anti-male) legislation comes around, remember it
was our pro-fem government who instituted this in the first place.
--Don't kill yourself, kill the oppressor. Do it smart, get organized.
Infiltrate. Say what they want to hear. Never trust. No mercy. Be a
zealot, don't get caught. Unconventional is the way to go.
"Your president sucks small penises" | "We don't do anything small in
Texas"
 
 
laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe)
10/31/2004 5:28:17 PM


Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote in message news:<oo5ul098pg1l8j5oa9au7c6ure7cepkjpq@4ax.com>...
On 2 Oct 2004 11:50:27 -0700, laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote:
And a vote for Kerry is a vote for radical feminism. If it's a choice
between the lesser evil Georgie wins hands down.
You sound like an insecure, emasculated male. What's your definition
of "radical feminism"?
--Puttting the law back on the side of women
--"In Texas they do nothing small" LOL
 
 
Vic
11/1/2004 2:41:08 AM


On 31 Oct 2004 17:28:17 -0800, laddiejr@aol.com (BillyJoe) wrote:
Bob <Smokes@lot.here.com> wrote in message news:<oo5ul098pg1l8j5oa9au7c6ure7cepkjpq@4ax.com>...
You sound like an insecure, emasculated male. What's your definition
of "radical feminism"?
Oh joy, another idiot pretending the definition of a male is sucker.
Suggestive assumptions of a *feminine* nature, talking points for
reinforcement, sometimes leading to criminal behavior.
Tell me something, why do you think the 76 cent lie is so popular?
Answer that and I think you'll answer your own question.
 
 
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