Forget that this smear is as vicious as it is dishonest, and that no
U.S. politician has even mentioned the idea of banning the Bible. What
ought to anger fair-minded Americans everywhere is that the Bush-Rove
team must be convinced that the churchgoing folks of West Virginia and
Arkansas are so gullible and so ill-informed that this baseless charge
could scare them into voting Republican for Bush-Cheney in order to
keep their Bibles.
The late President Regan and Jesus have teamed up to monitor the next
election. Regan's ghost will be present in every voting both in America.
If you don't vote for George W. Bush, Regan's ghost will report directly
to Jesus your disloyalty. Jesus will place your name in THE BOOK and
when judgement day comes Jesus, his eyes blazing with lazerbeams, will
throw your filthy soul into the LAKE OF FIRE! But if you vote FOR
George W. Bush, you will have 69 virgins in heaven to @$#*!!!!!!!!
You must now copy this message and send it to 10 of your friends or Jesus
will punish you.
