Arlington, VA - Today, Bush-Cheney '04 announced the release of the
campaign's newest television commercial, "Jesus: Wrong for America."
The new ad contrasts the vision shared by President Bush with Jesus
Christ's. The advertisement will begin airing tomorrow on telescreens
everywhere and is required viewing for all loyal party members.
Jesus of Nazereth said: "Give to him who begs from you, and do not
refuse him who would borrow from you."
(Jesus favors more handouts for government wlefare cheats!)
Jesus of Nazereth said: "Judge not, that you not be judged."
(Jesus is soft on crime!)
Jesus of Nazereth said: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things
which are Caesar's."
(Jesus will raise your taxes!)
Jesus of Nazereth said: "Do not resist one who is evil. But if
anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other."
(Can you trust Jesus to fight the War on Terror?)
Jesus -
Wrong on Social Services.
Wrong on Crime.
Wrong on Defense.
Wrong for America.