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someone else.
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [X] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [X] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Dumbass [ ] Homeopath
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Sexist
[ ] Nut [ ] Puritain [ ] Misandrist
I took exception to your recent Post to:
misc.misc
It was (check all that apply):
[X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Sexist [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[X] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Retarded [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be
capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You tried to guilt trip me/someone else
[ ] In order to get money
[ ] To establish authority over me/someone else
[ ] You are a @$#*ing Bushie
[ ] _________________________
[X] You are trying to make money/profit on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your sexist beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your perverted beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your _#@($__ beliefs on
others
[ ] You asked for someone to post/e-mail you the full version of:
[ ] Duke 3d [ ] Doom/Doom2 [ ] Quake 1, 2 or 3
[ ] Other game____________________________________
[ ] You said that _everyone_ suck and __you___rule(s)
[ ] You said that __ suck and ___rule(s)
[ ] You asked for an AOL h4|<|<0r pR0gG|3
[ ] You are a w4r3z d00d asking for w4r3z
[ ] You made a black and white statement (example:
this person is nothing but evil), without knowing the
situation
[ ] You forged someone
[X] You advertised a free iPods/flatscreen TV/other URL
[X] Because you are desperate to get referrals
[ ] You forged _______
[ ] You used the term "bitter boy"
[ ] You claimed feminism is about equality, even though
you know it's not
[ ] You posted garbage
[ ] You made fun of [ ] transgendered [ ]biological [ ]men [ ]women
[ ] You said "Women and males"
[ ] You keep posting articles ment to bash ____
[ ] You spelled "women" as wymyn, or womyn, or wimmin..
[ ] You made fun of men being raped behind bars
[ ] You keep making new sock-puppets
[ ] You are a w4r3z d00d advertising/posting w4r3z
[ ] You posted yet another "All Advantage" ad
[ ] You posted the same spam over and over again on different dates.
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] Even worse, the binary is in a non-standard format.
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[X] You only care about money
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted an ad/spam, and said it was "OT" in order to make it seem ok
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this
clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
Each
line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it
hard
to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own
aTRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
To repent, you must:
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Deathmatch me in Quake
[X]With a 2400 baud modem
[X]through AOL
[X]Using the latest version of it's software
[X]And not the "high speed" one
[X]on a 386/16 SX with software math coprocessor emulation
[X]Running Windows [ ]95 []98 []Me [X]XP
[X]With less than 8 megs of Ram
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[X] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[X] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Say in these exact words
[X] "I lick my dog named Rover. I lick my cat, imagine that!"
[ ] "I have bad odor"
[ ] "__________"
[ ]In front of a police officer
[ ]In front of a crowd
[ ] _________
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Bring me __an iPod personaly delivered by you with no strings attached, on
your knees____
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] _________________________________
[ ] lick a pigeon to study the effects of bird disease on humans
[ ] and lock yourself underground in a cell with a door that has no keyhole
or knob on the inside in order to not spread your new diseases.
[X] Carry a backpack full of bricks everywhere
[ ] Make http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy your new home page
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[X] Put your home phone number in your ads/posts from now on
[ ] Delete Windoze and use Dos and actualy learn how the inner
workings of your computer works
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
Also,
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] You ar
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