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SISTER EILEEN AND FATHER O'SHEA
The new and sensational epic saga from the Irish film industry
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I am planning a new tv / movie documentary with the intention of
depicting life in Ireland in the 1950s, with particular reference to
the pre-marriage courses arranged by the Irish Roman Catholic Church
of that era.
In this crucial extract from the draft screenplay, we have Sister
Eileen and Father O=92Shea initially conducting a pre-marriage course
for young Catholic girls, and passing out bananas to each participant,
and the nun solemnly demonstrating fellatio movements on the banana
and then walking along by the desks and coaching the young Catholic
ladies in their fellatio movements.... saying:
'Can you take it any deeper, Veronica?.... apply a bit of suction on
the upward strokes, Fiona. Are you tired already, Aisling? Oh, you
poor girl, you can take a few bananas home with you and get in some
practice at home to strengthen your jaw muscles. It's very important
for a young girl to perfect her fellatio skills before her wedding
night, if she wants a successful marriage and a faithful husband;
otherwise there'll be all sorts of rows and discontentment....
Look, I'll show you, Claire, follow my movements.....
=2E..............And now, Father O'Shea, I think some of the girls are
making good progress, and they're ready to try out their skills on
your penis, Father, to prepare for the sacrament of Holy Matrimony.
Would you like to take your pants off, Father O'Shea, and bring your
chair out here in front of the class..... Now, first I'll give a
demonstration of fellatio to the class.'
And Sister Eileen kneels down between Father O'Shea's legs and begins
sucking his penis, showing the side view to the girls in the
classroom, so that they can observe Sister Eileen's demonstration of
fellatio movements. And the girls observe the expression of heavenly
bliss on the priest's face and hear his low moans of contentment as
Sister Eileen expertly moves her lips up and down the shaft of the
priest=92s penis.... and finally the louder groans from the priest as he
comes in Sister Eileen's mouth, and Sister Eileen turns to the class
and opens her mouth to show Father O'Shea's sperm to the students,
before swallowing it with a loud 'gulp' sound.
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After taking a break for tea and hot cross buns beneath the statue of
the Blessed Virgin Mary [=3DIshtar, with *THE HORNS OF ISHTAR* sticking
out from Mary=92s ankles], the class reassembles.
Father O'Shea is fully recovered from his orgasm.
Sister Eileen turn to the class and says:
'Now, girls - you see the contented smile on Father O'Shea's face.
That is the expression you must aim to keep on your husband's face
when you are married, and perfecting your fellatio skills before your
wedding day is essential to that purpose.
Now, young Kathleen, you were doing very well on your banana, come now
and try the real thing, and see if you're able to keep going long
enough to make Father O'Shea come... and let's see if you're able to
swallow Father O'Shea's sperm...' ....... ....... ....... .......
=2E................. .............. ............
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The next day, in the community hall beside Holy Cross Church, Sister
Eileen conducts her similar pre-marriage course for young Catholic
boys in their late teens..... inviting young Patrick Mulroney and
young Michael O=92Leary to come up to the front of the class to learn
how to satisfy a woman, as the good Sister Eileen pulls her knickers
off from under her habit and lies down on a couch with her legs up,
saying:
'Now Patrick, it's your first time attempting to satisfy a woman
orally, so don't worry, it takes practice... but we're going to get
you fully trained before your wedding day..... now, first you must
understand that women like their husband to lick them on their anus as
a prelude to lovemaking... I'll show you my anus, young Patrick=85...
now start licking there, young man, and I'll teach you the various
strokes and different pressures you will need to apply to your wife's
anus with your tongue on your wedding night... and then I'll show you
how to lick a lady's vulva and clitoris for maximum enhancement of
your wife's sexual pleasure... '
And Father O'Shea interjects:
'Go on, young Patrick, don't be shy, just lean forward and start
licking Sister Eileen's anus. This is a very important part of a young
man's education, to prepare a young man to be a good husband. Now we
haven't got all night, the other boys will be needing to learn this
lesson too, and Sister Eileen is the only nun the Convent could spare
tonight, as the other Sisters are busy with the Retreats and Novenas
to the Blessed Virgin Mary [=3DIshtar] to gain indulgences for the lost
souls in Purgatory and to save us all from the fires of Hell, as God
is always looking out for the slightest opportunity to burn us in the
fires of Hell for all eternity, so we=92re all SCARED SHITLESS of this
God who is going to burn us alive for all eternity=85=85=85=85.. That's it,
young man... just try a few hard licks over Sister Eileen's anus to
begin with, and then we'll show you the more sophisticated slow stokes
for giving your wife the more subtle pleasures in her anus... and then
you will know how to be a good husband and to satisfy your wife=92s anal
desires as a prelude to intercourse, and then you will have a
successful marriage, young man, free from strife.'
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I appeal to Irish writers and dramatists and poets to help me to
finalise this screenplay so as to get it out and circulating all over
the globe =96 so as to depict more accurately for posterity the real
situation in Ireland in the 1950s.
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On Sat, 5 Apr 2008 16:02:18 -0700 (PDT), Ishtar
<ishtar.come@ntlworld.com> wrote:
SISTER EILEEN AND FATHER O'SHEA
The new and sensational epic saga from the Irish film industry
-----------
I am planning a new tv / movie documentary with the intention of
depicting life in Ireland in the 1950s, with particular reference to
the pre-marriage courses arranged by the Irish Roman Catholic Church
of that era.
In this crucial extract from the draft screenplay, we have Sister
Eileen and Father OShea initially conducting a pre-marriage course
for young Catholic girls, and passing out bananas...
You are joking aren't you?
Nik
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On 6 Apr, 00:25, "Janitor of Lunacy" <gh...@attic.info> wrote:
you really DO need professional help, and now.
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And that's the only response you are capable of giving, just the usual
vague generalisations and mudslinging without any attempt at
substantiation.
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On 6 Apr, 00:35, Old Jinglebollocks
<Old.Jinglebollo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
On 6 Apr, 00:25, "Janitor of Lunacy" <gh...@attic.info> wrote:
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And that's the only response you are capable of giving, just the usual
vague generalisations and mudslinging without any attempt at
substantiation.
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You seem to take an interest in me, janitor, in between cleaning
toilets.
You even once said you'd meet me at Betty's.
I'd be willing to have a chat with you down by the river.... the
viaduct there that crosses the river Nidd, the disused railway
line.....
It's very quiet down there.
How about it, janitor..... just you and me, down by the river, with
unlimited time for discussion?
Freedom of expression.
State your time.
........ but then I've been through this already with you @$#*ers back
in 1987, with that slave girl of Gill Langley....... why repeat it....
the script is always the same..... just the usual avoidance.....
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On 6 Apr, 03:19, Old Jinglebollocks
<Old.Jinglebollo...@googlemail.com> wrote:
On 6 Apr, 00:35, Old Jinglebollocks <Old.Jinglebollo...@googlemail.com> wrote: you really DO need professional help, and now. =============================================== You seem to take an interest in me, janitor, in between cleaning toilets. You even once said you'd meet me at Betty's. I'd be willing to have a chat with you down by the river.... the viaduct there that crosses the river Nidd, the disused railway line..... It's very quiet down there. How about it, janitor..... just you and me, down by the river, with unlimited time for discussion? Freedom of expression. State your time. ....... but then I've been through this already with you @$#*ers back in 1987, with that slave girl of Gill Langley....... why repeat it.... the script is always the same..... just the usual avoidance.....
We all know (half consciously) that there are FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS.
If I were to talk to the janitor, he'd just keep spouting #@($e at me
to pretend that he's NOT running away from THE FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS.
Been throught that with Gill Langley's gang in the 1980s.
Same script everywhere.
Why keep repeating it?
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On Sat, 5 Apr 2008 16:02:18 -0700 (PDT), Ishtar
<ishtar.come@ntlworld.com> wrote:
You are joking aren't you?
Nik
Wise up Nik. That asshole was sitting with a hard on as he wrote that
pathetic attempt at pornographic literature. God help his feeble mind!
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On 6 Apr, 21:54, "eugene" <eug...@home.com> wrote:
That asshole was sitting with a hard on as he wrote that
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And you think that's all it's about.
Fuckin Jayzizz.
I was just trying to prompt you @$#*ers to make a start at moving in
the diretion of recovering your sanity, for Jayzizz sake.
-Pete
"I Still Miss Someone"
http://www.network54.com/Forum/57466/thread/1193285565/last-1193285565/I%20Still%20Miss%20Someone
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On Apr 25, 2:10=A0am, Ishtar <ishtar.c...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
On 6 Apr, 21:54, "eugene" <eug...@home.com> wrote:> "Someone else" <republ=
ican_remove_sp...@email.com> wrote in message
=A0That asshole was sitting with a hard on as he wrote that
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And you think that's all it's about.
Fuckin Jayzizz.
I was just trying to prompt you @$#*ers to make a start at moving in
the diretion of recovering your sanity, for Jayzizz sake.
-Pete
"I Still Miss Someone"http://www.network54.com/Forum/57466/thread/11932855=
65/last-119328556...
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SUZANNE WAS A LADY
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There was an oul' farmer who sat on a rock,
Shaking and waving his big hairy
Fist at a ladies next door at the Ritz
Who taught all the children to play with their
Fine bows and arrows and weapons of yore
Along comes a lady who looks like a
Decent young lady who walks like a duck,
And thinks she's invented a new way to
Teach all the children to sew and to knit,
The boys in the stables are shovelling
Muck from the barn to prepare for the hunt
The maid in the kitchen is rubbing her
Eyes as she wakes up to face a new day
When the master will give her a roll in the hay
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Suzanne was a lady with plenty of thrust
She knocked the boys dead when she wiggled her
Eyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do
To make it quite plain that she wanted to
Go for a walk or a stroll through the grass,
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of
Ice cream and cake and a piece of roast duck,
And after each meal she was ready to
Go for a walk or a stroll on the dock
With any young man with a sizeable
Roll of green bills and a pretty good front,
And if he talked fast she would show him her
Little pet dog who is subject to fits,
And maybe let him grab a hold of her
Little white hand with a movement so quick.
And then she'd lean over and tickle his
Chin while she showed what she once learned in France,
And asked the poor fellow to take off his
Coat while she sang "Off the Mandalay Shore,"
Oh whatever she was, SUZANNE WAS NO MORE.
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Ishtar wrote:
And you think that's all it's about.
We can all recognise a load of porn when we see it.
--
Robin
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